Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The ambiance is dreary, and the decor is stale and uninviting. The seating arrangements are crowded, and the lighting is poor, making it difficult to read the menu.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is nothing special, and the dishes are mediocre in quality. I found the food to be unappetizing and uninspired, and the portions were small for the price. The burger was dry, the fries were greasy, and the salad was wilted. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was unprofessional, and the staff was inattentive or helpful. They seemed disinterested in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are disappointing either. The selection is limited, and the quality is below average. The cocktails lacked any originality, and the beer selection was uninteresting. The bartenders seemed inexperienced and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a tedious solo act, with the musician faltering to play the guitar and singing with no passion. The unbearable volume of the music mastersons bar compelled everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was uninspired, just phoning it in. The displeased audience had no choice but to endure the disappointing performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was remarkably unsatisfactory. The dreary atmosphere, mediocre food, watered-down drinks, and inattentive service were all below par, and I wouldn't advise anyone to visit. There are much better options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better bang for your buck. I was extremely let down and will not be returning at all costs.